Rock
Scissors
Fuck
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize