I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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