Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I fill condoms, not promises.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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