Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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