yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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