Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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