so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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