Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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