sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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