Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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