My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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