Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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