If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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