once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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