these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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