at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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