Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
