I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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