omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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