Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
