I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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