I bet he comes in French.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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