his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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