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(607): View more from New York

I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport

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(216): View more from Ohio

whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework

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(970): View more from Colorado

And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on

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(208): View more from Idaho

On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?

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(925): View more from California

don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement

(510): View more from California

big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.

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(847): View more from Illinois

just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat

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(618): View more from Illinois

I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.

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(630): View more from Illinois

No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count

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