SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so let's talk penis.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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