Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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