what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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