You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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