i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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