Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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