There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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