I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So much rum. So many feels.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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