hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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