I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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