Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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