If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize