please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Randomize
