My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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