You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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