nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
