a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The adults are the big ones right?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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