You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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