3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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