Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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