He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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