Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
