brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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