She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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