You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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