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My cat gives me a boner
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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