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peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he shaved USA in his pubs
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
you never un-have a 4some
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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