would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she pinky promised me she was 18
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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