So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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