I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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